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We do change the names (if we use them) to protect the innocent, galatically stupid and our own rear ends. People do prefer to talk basketball in the majority of them, which is no surprise to us at all. It is our readers' most popular sport here at the C.C. and we're pretty big fans ourselves. Some folks like to rant, others observe...none of them offer to trim and edge Paulie's taxus bushes, though...or cut the lawn. If you've ever considered e-mailing Cardinal Couple, we highly advise against it and can't guaranteed you'll get a response that makes any sense whatsoever...but the letters you need to type in are:
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Jeanie writes: How come there aren't more UofL Women's Basketball players in the WNBA? The men have had success with "Scary" Terry Rozier and Donovan Mitchell lately.

I do think the Cards WBB program has a few future WNBA stars in the offing, though. Asia Durr, Sam Fuehring, Arica Carter and Jazzie Jones all have the skills, plus transfer Yacine Diop.
Kenneth asks: How much longer until we hear about a Walz contract extension?
PAULIE: The latest speculation is that UofL might be waiting until the next quarterly
board meeting to approve a contract that Vince Tyra and Jeff Walz have already worked out. It's pretty simple. Walz wants to retire here. Vince wants him to retire here. He has a contract already in place. The issue is an extension and Louisville will do what is needed to make it a lucrative one for Coach. I know, it feels like we're kids waiting for Christmas at times...but it'll happen. In the meantime, Coach is busy. Get out of the way and let the man do his thing. The days of the "Jurich rubber stamp approval" are no longer in play. Trust the new process and it'll work.
Megan inquires: What was the thinking behind recruiting Diop to the roster?
PAULIE: I love it when they lob them in and I can go fence with them! Experience and performance. Look at her Pitt numbers. Look at what she did to Louisville, who had one of, if not the best defenses in the ACC. Put her in a situation where she's surrounded by better (and more) talent and it'll be beneficial to her and the team. You're going to love her and she'll have a great season here. She might not get all of Myisha's departed minutes...not with the talent on the Cards roster that's already here and is coming in, but she'll win you over with her incredible intensity, ability and proficiency. And, it'll give Cards radio play-by-play guy Nick Curran the chance to say:
"Diop hops to the top. She stops. She pops. It drops and they can't stop her."
Corky wants to know: Can you provide a brief background on you and your writers? I love the site!
PAULIE: Yes, for a small fee. We are a non-profit, ya know.

Case, I've known since he was knee-high to a tadpole. When he's not out injuring his Achilles...he's engineering the choo-choo train and going through the incredible experience of planning a marriage with Lindsey, following the Seattle Seahawks and designing a better mousetrap. He's the brains of this bunch and we're lucky to have him.
Every Larry and Curly need a Moe. He's ours. Keeper of the knuckleheads.
Mr. Anderson Jared never sleeps. If he's not turning nickles into quarters...he's photographing a variety of things, attending athletic events, practicing his Seminole war chant with Katie or drumming with the Louligans. He's skilled at the art of playing the Euphonium. We share him with another site as well, which leads me to believe there are actually two Jared Anderson's...I just haven't figured out how to tell the difference between then yet.
As for me, I like to chase kids out of my front yard, figure out possible Pick 4 combinations, walk on the (or in the) water and devise methods to drive UofL coaches and staffers bonkers. My Sonja has a vast surveillance network in place to track me...seems I sometimes forget where I'm at, what I'm doing, who I am and laughingly ignore some slight civil ordinances and statures. But, I'm easily entertained and persuaded. 13 going on 60. Usually the last to know.
All in all, a great group that gets along well and does it all for love of sport. Can't ask for much more than that.
Skip closes today's mailbag with...I thought it was a bit of a disappointing Spring performance for the UofL women's squads. Your take?
PAULIE: Au contraire, mon frere!
I would say quite the opposite. Let's take a look. Lacrosse has a new and excellent coach in place who is and will build a squad that will be ACC excellent in a few years. Scott Teeter came in here, gathered what was left of a program in shambles, brought in some immediate help and put in place a plan that the women believe in and that will work. This collection of abandoned pups, ill-fitting Tinkertoys and broken Legos was transformed into a unit that played their hearts out despite lack of numbers and mass exodus. He's my UofL Coach of the Year. Look at Casey Madura, Emily Howell, Julia Wood, Lexie Ball, Madison Hoover, Jill Balog, "da Blalock sistahs" and many more on the roster. All class acts and a preview of what's to come and what can be overcome.

The spring was a good one for UofL women's programs. No, we may not have any team NCAA Championship Banners to hang at the venues or in the buildings, but I'd venture to say, overall, that the UofL women's spring sports squads easily finished overall in the top half of the ACC for Spring Sports and high up the national ranks.
OK! Thanks for reading! Mr. Jared climbs into the driver's seat tomorrow. WE appreciate ALL the e-mail and comments we get here at Cardinal Couple...even the less than complimentary ones. Any measuring device, via e-mail, in the comments section...however you choose to do it, helps us get better and tells us what you want to see. Don't be shy. Talk to us!
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Word out that Mystics cut Taylor from their roster Monday.
ReplyDeleteThey're keeping LaToya Sanders and cut A-Tayy? There is something VERY wrong with that scenario. Maybe A-Tayy gets picked up off the waiver wire by someone. At least they appreciate her in Australia.
ReplyDeleteMike Thibault (head coach) is an idiot anyway, so I guess it makes sense. He even has his son Eric as an assistant to assist in Depends changes and carry the drool towel.
Curtis "I say A-Tayy CAN play and play all day" Franklin
Yeah. A shame about Asia. Let's hope Myisha survives, I think two more need to be cut at Washington to get the roster down to 12.
DeleteAs bad as Thibault is, it could be worse. Nikki Collen is coaching the Dream.
Paulie
Good Evening cards Nation glad to see CJW get a contract extension he deserves that no doubt about it.
ReplyDeleteLas Vegas just picked up Shoni. Smart move...she gets back out West where she'll be happier and closer to home with tons of Native American fans in Nevada, Arizona etc. If she can make the club she'll be an instant draw for the Aces in their first year in Vegas. I don't like Laimbeer but he's not stupid.
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